Someone had something different for breakfast …
Well a very good friend of mine said that I should put something new on my blog since it’s been awhile. Today while talking to her she revealed through conversation that she had apparently had something odd in her breakfast or maybe her prediliction for office supplies, specifically paper clips, has finally surfaced. Anyway, here’s the conversation.
Clippy: 
i’ve come to the conclusion that i use a lot of paperclips in the course of a week
random thoughts by Clippy T.
Zechariah: hahaha
Clippy: does that mean i’m organized or i just have a facination with paperclips?
Zechariah: Hrmm
Could be both
Clippy: i also like to staple
what does that mean?
that i’m a retard?
Zechariah: Nope
just have a prediliction towards the use of office supplies
I think I should get you a red swingline stapler
Clippy: somebody stole mine
bastards
so i’ve settled for a tan and black swingline 406 stapler instead
Zechariah: hehehe
You know the model of your Stapler?
Clippy: oh i know it very well
Zechariah: Clippy, I think it’s time you goto SOUA
Clippy: ?
Zechariah: Stapler Over Users Anon.
Clippy: lol
the 12 step program is too much for me
i can only count to ten
but the real problem is my use of paperclips
i’m going to need a new bag of them soon
Zechariah: you get them in bags?
Clippy: yes
the building buys in bulk, they come in little bags of like 100 or so
my paperclip dimebag
christ i think i need a break
lol
Zechariah: Yea I think so
Although I think I should post this conversation to my blog
It’s pretty funny
Clippy: lol
go for it
i’m all hyped up on water
Zechariah: What is in this water?
Clippy: that dasani does it to me every time
its a conspiracy
the good folks at the coca-cola company put a little more coke than cola into that bottle